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Devising banquets in prison dorms was his recreation, his currency, his safety net, his challenge Artie's survival mantra "No oven? No stove? No problem!

Cooking was a daily dare and an "escape". For two Years Artie painstakingly tested and hand wrote recipes with inspirational narratives, and mailed them to his publisher day after day.

Here are hard-to-believe-can-be-cooked-in-prison gourmet American and International recipes with detailed instructions, developed for a demanding inmate clientele of high flying embezzlers, drug czars, extortionists "etc.

There's a Glossary and Weights and Measures tips - a 16oz bean can speaks for itself! In Jailhouse Cookbook, Artie Cuisine is at the top of his game, king of his genre.

After graduating from New York's Institute of Culinary Education, he worked in some of New York's most prestigious restaurants, and furthered his culinary education by studying at culinary schools in New Orleans, Hong Kong and Bangkok.

He also attended the prestigious International School for Confectionery Arts in Maryland where he studied under renowned patissier and chocolatier Ewald Notter, learning chocolate work, sugar casting and sugar sculpting.

He founded a culinary consulting firm providing food design, food quality improvement and cost reduction advice to the restaurant industry.

He was a food stylist for food magazine film shoots, and provided food preparation and technique demonstrations at food festivals and the Macy's department store, and banquet service for at charity functions.

No more truffles, no more foie gras, no more flavored oils, no more fancy equipment, and he definitely didn't have to worry if his meat and fish were fresh, because there weren't any Chef Artie lives in Europe, cooking, eating, writing and jogging on the beach with his dog.

Order Now. Inmates wanting to pick up kitchen skills and eat well pitched in with food and labor. Mastering Artie's techniques could set you on a career path for an outside job in a restaurant kitchen.

These are recession proof skills to have - Everybody Eats! Learn how to cook gourmet meals in prison, and apply those skills on the outside later.

Be inspired by the possibilities of a restaurant career. Many restaurant owners overlook prison records of hard workers with some kitchen skills. Find the act of cooking food provides a sense of comfort, accomplishment and self-esteem.

As a good cook, gain standing in the inmate community. Be engaged in a positive, healthy activity making something they are proud of.

Enjoy praise from fellow inmates and staff for the product of their labor. Earn "currency" for cooking custom items on request. Learn about American and international cuisine and common foreign food terms.

Learn how to make the best of what's available at the commissary. Learn what foods and utensils are legally allowed sent in from outside. Feel useful and worthwhile, while alleviating boredom.

Experience the comfort of cooking and eating away from the mess hall. Artie says: "Just because we're incarcerated doesn't mean we can't celebrate the holidays in style".

Never have to eat another spread! I say this from the perspective of spending the last 40 years as a criminal defense lawyer who has both observed and discussed prison conditions with numerous clients throughout the United States.

The book is highly informative with myriad practical suggestions and recipes that can be adapted by the user to the available ingredients and specific conditions at the location of his or her incarceration.

Even if the inmate lacks access to a formal kitchen, it provides insights into what creative uses can be made of things that are often available in a prison environment.

Given the author's education and substantial experience as a trained chef, the recipes are also well worth trying even in a non-prison environment.

It also might provide inspiration to the reader for a viable career on the "outside". I sent this book to a friend in prison who was desperately looking for recipes after he learned he could cook there.

It seems the author went out of his way to make this book not just about cooking in prison and other places with limited resources, but also about the challenge of having something positive to look forward to every day.

This book is very cleverly written. I enjoyed the story before each recipe, Artie's great wit and positive attitude made what must have been a difficult experience seem easy.

Now this is humor. The picture of Martha Stewart right off the bat, now that classic. Oh you won't need a bookmark for this one - if you need these recipes they will find you buddy: lol Just kidding - thanks for the comment!

Hi Dr. Cil - so funny! This was a fun hub and I'd been hearing so much about jail housewife food I had to try to make some myself. Now I know ill never let them take me alive!

Hi ishwaryaa22! Thank you! I had a blast with this one I made them though! An engaging hub! Way to go! HI Audrey - thank you so much!

I do love to laugh and make other people laugh - this idea just cracked me up: lol. Well you are the one in quicksand - not me!

Doesn't everyone? Great recipes indeed! Hi Michelle - thank you! Hey I bet that coffee would't be so bad in the slammer. I really detest instant coffee though so I hope I never have to do any time in the pokey.

Enjoyable "jailhouse"recipes there. Thanks for the humor!! Scott - me too! I really hope none of my friends have cause to make any of these but it was kinda fun!

If you thought you wrote it - I am pretty proud of myself right now: lol. Now this is true creativity lmao Reading this hubbies me hungry enough to commit a felony and turn myself in just to try out one of the recipes!

Actually though I'm voting this article up, awesome, interesting and useful though I have to say I'm really hoping its never truly useful to me.

Loved this hub. It is so funny I thought I wrote it. Heh, heh. Hi irc - thank you! At least we can use refrigerated products: hahaha.

Hey jessefutch - I have a brother in law that is a long distance OTR: lol But then again - his wife cooks like shit too so it probably doesn't make much difference to him: hahaha Thanks a lot!

I hope you never have to resort to using any of these though! This was a hilarious hub! I hate to admit this: as a Truck Driver many years ago I ate many meals that closely resembles a lot of the ones listed here!

Same principle with nowhere to cook and few ingredients that are available at your friendly neighborhood truck stop!

Awesome work on this one. Hi Ruchira - thanks! I had so much fun doing this one I can't always be serious and heck - this might help some one who plans to do a little time in the big house: lol.

Hi Howlermunkey - isn't it funny how some guys get their nick names in jail? Sometimes it can be pretty telling, huh?

I guess it's just a way of keeping real names outta stuff. I knew a lady who used to make wine out of grapes and it was pretty good!

Lotsa sugar. I guess if I was in jail, I'd be doing stuff like that trying to fight the boredom. I know I would for sure want to work in the kitchen: lol.

I'm super impressed about the vintages! Pretty good - did you see that video on Pruno? It was hilarious. Hey Tammy! Yeah I can think of a few more things Orenthal should have to endure My jailhouse nickname was "Napa".

I had a good chuckle. This is highly creative and very funny! I bet jail was a terrible experience for Martha Stewart, not being able to fly her control freak flag.

I think OJ should have to eat vienna sausages for the rest of his life.. Great hub and lots of fun! I did indeed enjoy the humor. I can't wait to share your recipes with the hubby.

Hi Penlady - right! I forgot to mention, I have heard of some guys trying to fry the bologna although I am not sure that would help! Hi Vinaya!

Well there ya go! Grab a carton of milk and start hunting for a hot steamy faucet: lol. Well, at least if you're in jail, you can eat something besides bologna sandwiches - ha!

Funny hub. Voted up and funny. I see this world as a jail so I better learn to make Cappuccino and noodle your way.

Terrye now I hoped you would enjoy my humor here! Everyone automatically assumes people in jail are murderers or rapists. I don't think they realize how similar inmates are to yours truly.

You know people who go to jail for something they got caught doing that many of the people outside are doing every day.

I know many people who have gone to jail over the years and some are friends. Life's funny that way I know a guy who worked in the kitchen while serving 4 years He gave me a lot of my secret recipes: hahahaha.

I do adore the vision of life on a boat I have wanted to do that for a long time. It isn't practical now living on the Mississippi really doesn't serve my vision, you know?

I would have internet! You know that is about the only thing wrong with living in Missouri - we don't really have a gorgeous sea or ocean.

I do enjoy our rivers though but mostly just the history of them I really don't wanna submerge myself in them - unless I gotta boat: haha.

Good Morning Cyndi! This was a blast to do - my whole family thought it was a riot: haha Then the look on my hubby's face when I told him he was gonna have to try it Hi Pamela99 - thank you so much!

I had a lot of fun with this one: You just never know when you might find yourself in a tough spot huh? Hi Mhatter! I had a really fun time preparing the dishes this week: haha Now I just wonder how many neighborhood kids are gonna be allowed to eat in my kitchen when they go home and tell their parent's "Mrs.

Umphenour makes dip in garbage bags! Hi Faith! Thank you so much! Kelly, you did a great job! In my hubby's younger and wilder days, he was given the opportunity to spend a little time in the local penitentiary and learned to make a few delicacies.

His favorite was much like the Madoff MaNoodle. They weren't allowed to have cans in his residence, but they did have powered chili that they used instead just add water.

He's made it a couple of times and I'll tell ya, I'd rather eat my sock. With the rising crime rates in St. Louis, RealHousewife, you are right on target, guns ablazin', with cooking recipes for jailbirds.

I got a special kick out of your Madoff "horses turds" recipe, courtesy of the poor mans meal with Ramen noodles.

My BFF, whose Florida home was in foreclosure, attempted to work with the bankers, to no avail, of course, but one banker told her reduce her already stringent, bare bones budget by eating Ramen noodles everyday.

Love this article, Real, and I'm intrigued by the idea of living on a boat. The electrical contractor I last worked for had about 3 electricians that lived on boats in Grafton, IL, taking the ferry to get to the jobsite in STL everyday.

Life on a boat sounds adventurous, conjuring up the lifestyle of Huck Finn! Oh boy! I mean Funny hub! I love it and I love your humor!

I don't plan to go to jail to try these out but it sure made for an interesting hub. Raimen noodles sure are a hit.

Very clever topic! Me too Me too! I want to throw my hat in probably make good soup , to tell you that this was hilarious. Clever and so very funny!!!

We will be prepared the next time we have to go to jail for sure. I loved this. Really great recipes, actually. Hi Paula! Wanna come over for some dip?

I was entertaining myself trying to come up with appropriate names for my special dishes: haha. OMG, Kelly Bernie Madoff?

LOVE the recipes. Actually, quite creative for a prison dish!! I hope you never have to either Kelley - hahaha - worst case senario - always keep a can of tuna, chili and ramen noodles in the trunk.

You will have a nice little feast! Kelly, you crack me up. What a great idea for a hub, although I hope I never have to resort back to this hub for recipes.

Blessings, Kelley. I think you have a definite niche. How to be a housewife in jail. Cooking, cleaning, decorating, etc. Hi Thomas!

Now you can set sail on your dream boat and have a gazillion ways to dine in a small space! You could do it up too because you'll even be allowed to use fire or matches!

Even a knife! This is so much better than my plan to ply the rivers of Missouri while begging for food. Also, should my piracy plans run afoul of the Coast Guard Now all I gotta do is get somebody to put money on my books so I can hook up phat style on the commissary sheet!

Yeah I don't think anyone really knows what's IN potted meat but it smells curiously like Alpo! Hi Glimmer Twin! That reminds me of this nurse I knew who worked at Gumbo which is now closed but was about 10 minutes away from me now She always had to keep her alcohol prep pads locked up!

She said they used them to help ferment alcohol: yup! Yummy mixes of Pruno! Very very funny! Madoff Manoodle Made Ma Morning! My old church used to send cookies to inmates but had to stop the program because they were distilling alcohol from the sugar.

Always got a chuckle out of that. I have heard of potted meat, not exactly sure what it is though! Hi lauramaryscott!

I got stuck climbing a crab apple tree when I was about I know they don't get very tall but it looked like a long jump down!

I bet I would love it though! I used to cook lots of dinners in the microwave when I was a young, single mother.

I had to commute to the city to work and didn't even make it back home until 6pm so quick was needed. I made a meatloaf in the nuker once - I over cooked it so much that the bottom was similar to a sole of a shoe.

I was dating my husband at the time and he was on the way over! To eat! I just sliced the bottom off Apparently you couldn't taste the diff either because I had so much trouble NOT laughing when he swore it was the best meatloaf he had ever had: hahaha.

By the way, making crab apple jelly is really easy and fun with a steamer canner. I enjoyed your article. I was hoping for recipes my daughter could try in the truck.

She cooks a lot of her meals in the microwave. Another fun hub. Hi mythbuster! Hey Lela - now you know I get around: lol I have all kinds of these sweet receipes in my secret book!

Hey you worked in art therapy at a prison - come on! Did't you ever smell any of these delectible dishes being cooked on a hot plate?

They also set toilet paper on fire to hold beneath things to warm them up. Grilled cheese cooked on a nice hot furnace is tasty too!

MMMM mmmm good! Hi KathyH! I actually do have all kinds of friends from all kinds of places! I was pretty poor too when my oldest was a baby.

I lived in some "modest" areas I look back and I am shocked I never had any problems! People would share all kinds of crazy recipes when they were poor.

Have you ever heard of potted meat? Now there's a meaty treat! Hilarious - loved the content, especially the Pruno vid Had to get rid of the head echo from "I'm on a Boat" lol.

Might actually try the coffee recipe even though there's not a handcuff in sight around here :. No Hannibal the Cannibal recipes?

It's the most available meat there is in prison - other inmates! Yes, I know I'm going to hell. At least my meat will be roasted.

Obviously funny and a treat to read, Kelly. But how do you know so many recipes? Did you get to know the local warden?

Oh, you actually prepared these treats? Well, the Oreo cookie treat sounds truly delish. You could use it to fatten up your cellmate. My first thought was Is there something you're not tellin' us?

As Elvis would say, you'd be the cutest little jailbird he ever did see! I think you are on the safe side: lol I agree too though - Ramen Noodles seem to be a delicacy in jail: haha.

And see - now you know you have no worries at all - if you do get sent to the pokey for, I don't know, what's the worst thing I can imagine you doing?

Hi Christopher! Thank you - I have lots of left over Tamale's you know?

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Devising banquets in prison dorms was his recreation, his currency, his safety net, his challenge Artie's survival mantra "No oven?

No stove? No problem! Cooking was a daily dare and an "escape". For two Years Artie painstakingly tested and hand wrote recipes with inspirational narratives, and mailed them to his publisher day after day.

Here are hard-to-believe-can-be-cooked-in-prison gourmet American and International recipes with detailed instructions, developed for a demanding inmate clientele of high flying embezzlers, drug czars, extortionists "etc.

There's a Glossary and Weights and Measures tips - a 16oz bean can speaks for itself! In Jailhouse Cookbook, Artie Cuisine is at the top of his game, king of his genre.

After graduating from New York's Institute of Culinary Education, he worked in some of New York's most prestigious restaurants, and furthered his culinary education by studying at culinary schools in New Orleans, Hong Kong and Bangkok.

He also attended the prestigious International School for Confectionery Arts in Maryland where he studied under renowned patissier and chocolatier Ewald Notter, learning chocolate work, sugar casting and sugar sculpting.

He founded a culinary consulting firm providing food design, food quality improvement and cost reduction advice to the restaurant industry. He was a food stylist for food magazine film shoots, and provided food preparation and technique demonstrations at food festivals and the Macy's department store, and banquet service for at charity functions.

No more truffles, no more foie gras, no more flavored oils, no more fancy equipment, and he definitely didn't have to worry if his meat and fish were fresh, because there weren't any Chef Artie lives in Europe, cooking, eating, writing and jogging on the beach with his dog.

Order Now. Inmates wanting to pick up kitchen skills and eat well pitched in with food and labor. Mastering Artie's techniques could set you on a career path for an outside job in a restaurant kitchen.

These are recession proof skills to have - Everybody Eats! Learn how to cook gourmet meals in prison, and apply those skills on the outside later. Be inspired by the possibilities of a restaurant career.

Many restaurant owners overlook prison records of hard workers with some kitchen skills. Find the act of cooking food provides a sense of comfort, accomplishment and self-esteem.

As a good cook, gain standing in the inmate community. Be engaged in a positive, healthy activity making something they are proud of.

Enjoy praise from fellow inmates and staff for the product of their labor.

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